Pee Day

Today was a pee day
Pees let me explain
A road trip we planned
To escape the mundane

Two adults and two kids
We hopped in the car
And off we all went
But didn’t get far

As kid number one
Had to make a rest stop
We stopped by the vending
Bought snacks and some pop

And would you believe
Before the pop was done
Kid number two
Required a run

A little cafe
Is where we next landed
We could not use the toilet 
And leave empty handed

So my spouse and I
Bought coffee and tea
And ten minutes later
He had to pee

“No more drinks!” I exclaimed
As my husband ran
Into a gas station 
To use the can

But I didn’t consider
I just didn’t think
That I as well
Had too much to drink

Needless to say
We never did view
Our planned destination
We’d hoped to get to

So our little road trip
Is honored “Pee Day”
Grand tour of the toilets
Along the highway